The Worst Journey in the WorldAspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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I'm always prepared...I've had many close encounters with bastards on the buses, but I'm always careful to constantly be cleaning my nails with a pocket knife. Some stupid git came up with his friends and asked why I'd carry a useless knife, it's only 10cm long. They didn't notice the 35cm knife hanging off my hip. I take it out and reply, "because it's too hard to pick my nails with this."
I'm not exactly the strongest build and I'm only 10 stone, but when a knife like that comes into view, you are instantly the alpha male. Just make sure no one else sees it that doesn't need to. Fecking cops stop me every 5 minutes when I forget about it.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 7:24, Reply)
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