The Worst Journey in the WorldAspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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Do I smell ?Hmm had a few bad journeys,
there was the time I was flying over to see the girlfrind in America, I got on my third and final connecting flight... a 1 hour jounery and immediatly the american chap sat next to me stated "Ewww... think you need a bath don't ya ?" with a roll of the eyes and a sigh I started a converstaion that went sort of
ME:" So where you off to today then sir ? just city hopping ? live here and just going there for the day ? wife just drop you at the airport ? "
HIM: "yeah ? what of it ? "
ME: "well thats nice, I myself have been travelling for 36 hours in hot aeroplanes and airports with no washing facilities so DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK its only an hour journey and then you never have to see me again you rude bastard"
I've spent plenty of time on uncomfortable trains and buses getting a numb arse and being bored.. I hate travelling now...
no apologies for length... you get what your given
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 16:01, Reply)
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