Sepp Blatter would be a hopeless QOTW-er.
He holds a position of influence in the real world, likes sport and is utterly impervious to people making jokes about him or criticising him.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 23:41, 2 replies)

Also
I would imagine he's probably had sex with a woman at some point. In real life. And doesn't just tell sex lies.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:10, closed)

I bet he's never used OKcupid or told someone off for telling jokes either.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, closed)

I can't work out...
Whether he's written a shit book or just been the subject of one, though.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:12, closed)

What on Earth makes you think he likes sport?
He has displayed no evidence of such a hobby. He just likes being treated like a senior world statesman, getting put up in the best hotels with entertainment laid on wherever he goes.

If he liked football, in particular, he'd be doing things to improve it, rather than blocking every suggestion on the grounds that if kids in a park can't have it, nobody else can either. (Notable exception - most kids kicking a ball about in the park don't get paid enough to build a small general hospital every year.)
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:45, closed)

Besides the fact all the other evidence points away from him being a fan of sport...
... Unless he's a secret sumo wrestler or spare Hungry Hippo.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 23:11, closed)