I can't believe this hasn't been done yet...
1. Baldmonkey for Mod
2. Anyone who recommends Baldmonkey for Mod, by very reason of their proposal, should have their powers of nomination expunged, on the grounds they are the worst person for the job of nominating Mods.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:20, 18 replies)

I still say Baldmonkey for mod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:09, closed)

Let's meet somewhere in the middle.
Baldmonkey for Prickbot.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:29, closed)

He may be a fucking idiot
but he would still improve this place by several orders of magnitude.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:04, closed)

breaking=improving?
Well, I don't eat there so I don't have to worry if someone shits all over it :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:16, closed)

He'd empty it faster than a runny shit in a pool.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:49, closed)

We have the authority to nominate mods of our choosing,
and install them as mods at will?

I hereby declare myself to be the supreme ruler of b3ta, and the sole arbiter of taste and decency. As my first act, I shall step you all, until further notice.
Well? Go on, fuck off, off of my messageboard, all of you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:36, closed)

shan't
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:48, closed)

Why must you bully me so, Doc?
Oh, where are the mods, when you need them?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:18, closed)

This is exactly why he should be a mod

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:55, closed)

I wonder if he'd be allowed back on here if he was a mod?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:46, closed)

given the power of a mouse click to temorarily slightly annoy someone
his index finger would be worn to the bone and b3ta would be an empty wasteland. And Mumsnet would suddenly get a lot more troll-y.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:25, closed)

Ad hominem attack, without any explanation.
Please can you at least attempt a cogent explanation for why he would be an unsuitable mod?

I for one salute our potential new fat ballbag overlord.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:06, closed)

Well you know that well-worn theme
where an insane supervillain builds a doomsday device so that, with the push of a button, it destroys mankind, the planet, the universe etc. leaving everyone dead but for himself?

While not having the technical capability of achieving the logistics, planning, organisation, designing, construction and arming said device, he'd be the first to press the button if he was let within 500 yards of it 'just because it annoyed some people'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:16, closed)

Yeah, but what's wrong with that?
Some people need a proper winding up.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:27, closed)

Example: he once called me a replacement for Piston Broke
and obviously that burns like the molten lava floes of volcanic Iceland but I thought 4 years was a suitable time to serve up my cold revenge dish in the form of an observation that he's not really up for being a responsible mod.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:44, closed)

I heard he once farted so hard he knocked a flock of pigeons out of the sky.
That's the kind of leadership this place needs.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:51, closed)

I merely wonder how he birdwatches
as I'm sure it would be hard for him to hold back shouting mocking zany commentary about what they were doing, even at the far end of the focus of a 25 x 70 set of binoculars.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:55, closed)

of course this user isn't in any way related to Baldmonkey.
www.b3ta.com/questions/thegreatoutdoors/post1576784
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 0:23, closed)