"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Brown finger da naaaaaa naWhen I was 15 i had my first finger bang experience, unfortunately with no frame of reference of how it should feel, I went too far round the back and stuck my digit up her bunghole....weird thing is she didn't correct me and I only realised what must of happened the next time I tried it....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:45, 10 replies)
Maybe she liked it.Just saying.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:09,
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Could have beenI had never thought of that. Could have been her first finger in bot experience, she probably didn't look back after that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27, closed)
any you couldn't tell the difference next time you chewed your nails?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 18:42,
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Yesthere was the odd tinge of sweetcorn ;)
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Must HAVE happened, damn it!Or "must've" in a pinch.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:46, closed)
A haI did it wrong on purpose, to show people the wrong way to construct that sentence. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:58, closed)
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