"You're doing it wrong"
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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In my early teens, my french exchange pal and I went to the local disco.
This being Zummerzet, that consisted of a village hall with DJ Darren's Magic Disco Tunes at one end, replete with lights, and a "bar" serving fizzy pop of various colours.
The only people there were three girls, who were sitting at a table near the front.
My pal and I flipped a coin for the deed, and it fell to yours truly.
I strode towards them, and, as I got to within talking distance, the girl closest to me turned and spoke for the table:
"No thanks."
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, 2 replies)
This being Zummerzet, that consisted of a village hall with DJ Darren's Magic Disco Tunes at one end, replete with lights, and a "bar" serving fizzy pop of various colours.
The only people there were three girls, who were sitting at a table near the front.
My pal and I flipped a coin for the deed, and it fell to yours truly.
I strode towards them, and, as I got to within talking distance, the girl closest to me turned and spoke for the table:
"No thanks."
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, 2 replies)
Well - at the time, I thought it was clear I was doing it wrong somehow.
Women are, to a certain extent, still an utter, utter mystery to me.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, closed)
Women are, to a certain extent, still an utter, utter mystery to me.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, closed)
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