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Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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I thought I had the parenting thing sussed. Every night as I lay my daughter to bed I used to sing
Coconut head, coconut head, my little tiny baby has a coconut head. She’s got bananas for arms and bananas for legs, but my little tiny baby has a coconut head
15 years and 10K on therapy later the night terrors are significantly less frequent, and I'm prepared to admit I might have been better off with a more classic night time lullaby.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:31, 3 replies)
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was always traumatised by my mum singing
My baby has gone down the plug hole,
My baby has gone down the plug,
My baby has gone down the plug hole,
I should have washed her in the tub
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:38, closed)
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...Oh you're a funny one,
with a face like a pickled onion,
and a nose like a squashed tomato,
and teeth like broad beans.
I giggled at the time, although now I think about it he was essentially saying I had a face like one of Linda McCartney's turds.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:42, closed)
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I'd completely forgotten. Used to make us cry with laughter. I guess we were easily amused.
( , Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:33, closed)
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