"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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My first wife was similarly uneducatedexcept that she thought the term "sucking off" meant that she needed to physically suck the jizz out. This resulted in a very short period of her sucking my knob, and knob only. She sucked it so hard I almost ended up with my whole knob resembling a hicky (teenage term for love bite at the time).Whilst rather painful it pales into insignificance after reading this.
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