Drink
You don't want a woman, you want to sit and get pissed every night. You don't want to pretend to be interested in her constant chatter "He said this, she said that, do you like these shoes, blah, blah, fucking blah", instead, you want to listen to Talksport and hear ex-cricketer Darren Gough's opinion on what's wrong with English football with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other. If you get lonely, arrange to meet up with a friend and get pissed somewhere else. Get a cat. Get a hobby e.g. metal detecting. Don't worry about growing old alone, you'll die of cancer, a heart attack or liver failure before retirement age. Enjoy.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)