"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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naivety on honeymoonMarrying young and Mrs. nimrodihnio being an innocent to the ways of the flesh was no barrier to shagging practically nonstop for 10 days.
When I asked to introduce a little 'variety' to our lovemaking and suggested ‘why don't we do it the other way?' she recoiled in horror and that she would never ever do that.
I asked what had brought on such an extreme reaction on she said her mother had drunkenly warned her at our wedding reception that men, like a dirty farmer soon get bored 'ploughing one furrow' and want to do it the ‘other way’ and if I ever asked she was to refuse vehemently as proper girls did not do it that way.
So I said ‘what the matter doesn’t she want any grandchildren?
yes, its a joke
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:32, 4 replies)
Not just a joke, but a funny joke.(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:42, closed)
All your stories are about bum love.Care to share something?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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oh dear AB...You grossly over generalise, out of the 166 contributions 3 include references to 'Greek love'. Now I could statistically 'analyse' it (pun intended)for you but I suspect your point is designed to amusingly refer to a possible subconscious desire to crave man love and therefore imply a homosexual 'bent'.
I should therefore point out that you are the one that has noticed and is expressing that this may be a negative and aberrant behaviour. This may be a result of repressed feelings that you may have and wish to avoid by implying that this is form of sexual expression that you could not or would never do.
May I remind you homophobia is as distasteful as it is unacceptable and ask you to cease and desist as your reputation as being fair minded and tolerant could come under scrutiny.
A full apology for your thought crime would make amends.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:03, closed)
^^^ THIS!!! ^^^Oh, yes!
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