"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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For the love of JaysusWash your genitals first - these are the most important bits.
Rub one out - while you still have hot water.
All the other parts are largely inconsequential.
And wash your face in your basin. You are going to have a shave, aren't you? Like any civilised bwana?
I don't know what the ladies do, as I always kick them out, or make them sleep in the guest wing after magic-time
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