Shirley easier (and cheaper)
just to get a girlfriend if you want to look at a real-life naked laydee ;)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:43, 2 replies)

"...easier and cheaper just to get a girlfriend..."
But getting a girlfriend is (probably) the second most expensive thing you'll ever do! ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:48, closed)

I give up.
What's the first most expensive thing?
(assuming "Getting the patio relaid over the slowly-decaying corpses of all the prozzies" isn't the first)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:55, closed)

Having a baby....
You want to see your money flow through your life like a rushing, thundering, storm run off river? Have a bloody baby.......
( user_names_suck, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:10, closed)

I have one of those
It's just that our flat has a video-entry system so I can see who's at the door before I let them in remotely from the kitchen. Most visitors are subjected to "Look into the lens, let me see your retinas!" before they're allowed access, and I'd quite like to be able to tell what they're carrying too.

and look at them naked
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:19, closed)

I like this ides:
*intercom buzzes*
"I see you've no booze."
"COME BACK WITH BOOZE!"
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:56, closed)