ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
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Alone in a manger on somebody's lawnthe forty watt Jesus glows through until dawn.
The soft glowing Santa looks down where he lays
the forty watt Jesus aglow in the hay.
Alone in a manger in somebody's shed
the forty watt Jesus still rests his glass head.
The tinfoil stars and the plastic reindeer
keep watch over Jesus the rest of the year.
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Wanderer, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:22,
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Are we all enjoying Shit Poetry Week?Reading all this crap, I almost miss Dr Skagra.
Almost.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 9:07,
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This comes as a surprise?Given how hostile it's been in here the last few years it's amazing that anyone bothers anymore. You can thank Shambo and his hangers-on for that.
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Wanderer, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 21:12,
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well said(, Sun 20 Dec 2015, 6:59, closed)
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