/obligatory parent insult
while I was fucking your mum, I thought of your dad
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)

your mum has a hot cock
and your dad is jealous
(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)

rather you than
me chap

and oysters
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)