I'd love to,
but the Mrs.'d kill me. :-/
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)

Well, do it while she's having a three-way with the postman and the milkman
That way she's sure not to notice.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)