it will need a kung-fu fight somewhere in it
I can provide the bamboo flute music to accompany it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

Starring Hoohah, naturally.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

yes

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)