Poached. Omelette with truffles. Cheese Soufflé. Fried in dripping.
God I fucking love eggs. I'd fuck a chicken if I thought it would make the little slag lay more.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)

*wipes an actual tear from eye*
Congratulations on pwning Flapjack in the 'post to make me laugh the most' stakes.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)

I just laughed out loud at that you cunt
and now everybody wants to know why...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)

Thanks for making me spray Coke everywhere, that was a genuine "LOL" post.

(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)

You absolute cunt!
I've just had to feign a coughing fit!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)