Further to 2):
atoms could not exist and there'd be no universe, full stop!
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 May 2006, 2:04,
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"Oh dear says God, I hadn't thought of that, and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic"
(jim_bobcan herd cats., Thu 4 May 2006, 2:05,
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