He asked me out last night
I said I'd see... I mean 6 months away isn't the perfect start to a relationship is it?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)

Is he on Shetland or in Barlinnie Prison?
Why can't you go and visit him? Scotland is less than two spits and a swallow away from middlesborough.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)