Do I get a cuddles too? Just on principle?
I'm all alone 'cos my family have sodded off for the night and didn't tell me till after I got in.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

you appear to ge a bloke
you get a manly slap on the back
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)

I suppose that'll have to do me
Although I'm sunburnt from gardening. My friend happened to be reading Lady Chatterleys Lover at me at the time though, so it was worth it.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)