Seems everyone loves Mykeyboy
He's fat and ugly.

He attacks every newbie on this site.

We should celebrate him as a b3ta icon!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)

Do me next!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)

You are lovely!
I won't mess with you!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

hey, look what i just worked out!
www.b3ta.com/talk/1737294

but with
Slippery Jim Parrott

ZOMG someone touch me, im on fucking fire!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

*touches*
argh he burns like my firey hair
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)

i remember you!
you're one of the very few people i feel guilty about being nasty to.

That and Malchick.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)

lolzorz

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)

ROFFLECOMPTER!!!!11111!!11!1one!!11!!!!111!!1eleventy!111!!!!
PS - YOU'RE WRONG!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

i'm wrong by laughing at your proposition?
this doesn't make sence!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

about as much sense
as your spelling
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)

I'm utterly awfull at spelling.
I have a sneaky feeling that my slight autism is to blame, but i'm not sure if it'd affect my spelling.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)

Aha
So you have Asperger's. Big deal. So do I... however, I don't seem to turn into an absolute complete mong on the board.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)

you again, huh?
I can't seem to have a convosation without you dropping in and going "OHHH WHAT A TWAAAAT!!!" at every post...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)

It's called boredom
You're providing me with cheap and easy entertainment. You know, you have a button- use it!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)

I try to never use ignore.
I bid you goodnight down there \/ as a kind of Victorian Gentlemans "this discussion is now over".
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)

Roughly translated as
"Please leave me alone" I believe. Ah feckit. I need a cup of tea anyways. Ok, Parrott, I will leave you alone if your attitude improves.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

stop
which branch of autism do you have?


bearing in mind that your spelling has been, to my knowledge, fine until i picked you up on it a few posts back, after which its gone downhill somewhat.......
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)

The one that's not fully known to medical science
and can only be treated by giving the sufferer everything he wants and never saying no to him.

Edit: hahaha! not far wrong, then!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)

Hamertiems syndrome

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)

I've absolutely no idea.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)

well fuck off then, and dont make light of autism
if you had the a sort that had you in a state where you wouldnt know about it, then you wouldnt be capable of posting on here. If you had a sort that meant that you would be capable of posting on here, you would know every-single-little-detail about it, such is the nature of autism.

now really, fuck off and dont do that again
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Well, thanks,
but I'm not actually diagnosed with it, but I've grown up with the fact that I'm slightly autistic. It's just a bit obvious sometimes, but never to the degree I'd bring it up at the doctors e.t.c
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

no really
fuck you.
shut up.
it's not big
or clever.

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

I've got cancer
no idea which one though
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

so have i
its not important though, never bothered me.......
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)

It's still a good plug for sympathy though
and a good attention grabber
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)

not that either of us would ever consider using it
to try and get someone off our backs should we ever find ourselves going down in flames mid-argument. oooh no.
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

God no
or make up a pathetic excuse when we are confronted about it
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)

^^^ malevolent laughter, as he suddenly realises he's gained another convert
nother
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

It's the anti-cult...
Bugger, we're all fucked!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

I don't
do animals.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

*checks*
4rthur is officially the flakiest website on internet.
Why doesn't anyone move it to another service?
( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)

don't ask me.
I hardly go there any more.

Unless I want to preview what's going to be in the b3ta newsletter a couple of days early.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

4rthur is down?
That explains all these names we never have seen before...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)

never
never ever ever?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)

Well, HE'S not seen them before, so they've officially never existed

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

An attention seeking twat
who left about a month ago
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)

I know, I was asking it in a rhetorical manner
and if he hadn't put me on ignore, he'd probably come up with some supercilious comeback like "huhuhur, did it take you that long to come up wiv a response 'cos you were bumming your dad?" (actual response).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)

Someone posted an awesome timeline of Parrotts time here in five stages earlier
can't fucking find it now though
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1736658 ?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)

Awesome
seeming as he can't read this, shall I repost it for his benefit?
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)

Nah, don't bother
he'll just deny all of it outright and threaten to get his expensive legal team onto us.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)

Do so...
Either way "PARROTT SMASH!" kinda makes me think of some kind of brightly coloured brand of mashed potato for some reason...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)

I thought of a big green moss-from-IT-crowd-lookalike

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)

Ah yes
I have no idea what you mean.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)

You're not on ignore.
Why do you think you're that important to me?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHH
I was talking about Parrott, you spaz!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)

I really Lol'd then!
Pfffft!
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)

AHA! rumbled!
you just replied to that message as Slippery Jim, not as parrott, you 'tard. now fuck off.
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

Only if you let me gag you.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)

but you'd miss out on my "hillarious" put downs
as your cock slid in and out of my tiny juice-hole.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

Hahahaha
Congratulations, that was officially funny.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)

You still here?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)

Yes.
Duck you fucker!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

Duck you fucker?
What are you on about you nonce?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

Be fucking Fluffy,
bunch of cunts!
( DaSchop gippie, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)

THERE!
IS THAT BETTER!!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

Arf!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

it'd never work,
b3ta icons are 15x13 pixels max.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

arf!

( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

Fuck off.

( Malchick, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

Gay emo!

( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)

i'm pretty sure that isn't an anagram

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

Seems everyone hates Slippery Jim
He's a twat

He harps on about things that people have told him that they dont care about

We should solve the problem by ignoring the fucker
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

This

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

Click 'ignore'
Like I give a fuck!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)

Twat

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

that's some fantastic irony there

( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

He doesn't "attack every newbie"
we just get a touch annoyed if you go round acting like one of these.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

Maybe his insults are sometimes uncalled for
but you're being an obnoxious wanker
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

It seems I've wandered into sunday evening hangover/comedown grumpy hour.
*yawns and goes back to watch the second half of Raising Arizona*
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

i'm not grumpy
*sunday evening cuddles*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)

Me neither.
*cheerfully squoozles*
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

Do I get a cuddles too? Just on principle?
I'm all alone 'cos my family have sodded off for the night and didn't tell me till after I got in.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

you appear to ge a bloke
you get a manly slap on the back
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)

I suppose that'll have to do me
Although I'm sunburnt from gardening. My friend happened to be reading Lady Chatterleys Lover at me at the time though, so it was worth it.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)

Slippery Jim, just drop it.
I've pretty much already said this, but if you want to continue using b3ta, then either behave nicely, or get a new profile, and then behave nicely. I suggest the latter, because tonights work has left a bitter taste attached to your current incarnation.
I'm sure you have plenty to add to this board and make it better, so why don't you? These attacks on Mykey are getting you nowhere. Cool off, then maybe make yourself a new profile, and start afresh. If you don't think everyone is out to get you, then you'll be fine. If you don't want to do that, then don't try and turn people against someone else in such a rude way.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

*Applauds*
Very well put sir.
( Taylorcamb, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

I have to say
I like what you're saying though. But unfortunately I don't think he will listen. I think soon enough he is going to end up on everyone's ignore list. We shall see.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

Yeah, that's the last time I'm saying it
After that, I'm going to just let him get on with it. It's his life after all. No skin off my nose if he wants to wind himself up and get upset.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)

I tried getting a new profile when i want all emo
but everyone knows it's me within minutes.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)

Yes
Mainly because the FP is a BIG FUCKING GIVEAWAY ISN'T IT!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)

*applauds*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)

Joe
Thats a very reasoned argument. Trouble is Mykeyboy has been here for a long time and has slagged off people left right and centre since he joined. Regulars who go to bashes and meet him say he is a lovely bloke. Unfortunately, everyone else who meets him here on b3ta.com sees his online personality. I don't like on-line bullies!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)