They keep the Downs ones in cages, paint them
orange & sell them on to the highly lucrative Orangutan market.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

and kickboxing parks

( prem1um is full of life, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

and
the "Modern Art" Gallery.
(talbo, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

indeed
would you be so kind as to pass me the formaldehyde and glass tanks dear?
( prem1um is full of life, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

as soon as I get "Experiment One"
out of the formaldehyde tank. He's a little squeemish
(talbo, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

nice
did you manage to identify the alien growth?
( prem1um is full of life, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

'ning bollocks...
Is it still run by Jews and Queers?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

no, that's Hollywood you're thinking of
and the US government
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)