maybe it isnt ...
maybe everyones handspan is the same length as their nipple apartness
( DeathWish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

I'm sure Jo Brand's hands are less than a metre wide.
But she could have had surgery...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)