Is it true
that all men's nipples are nine inches apart, regardless of chest size?*

I know mine are.

*May not include sagging moobs.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:16, archived)

i'll get my ruler

*returns with her majesty...*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)

QUEEN IN MALE NIPPLES SCANDAL

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:23, archived)

pffft
queen remarks...

"they were only 8 inches as well!"
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

i would hazard a guess
at.... yes.

edit: if one donated on 25th of november, when could one expect ones donation icon to arrive?
( Jobe, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)

it can take a while
personally it took me ages, but it will arrive
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:23, archived)

thanks

( Jobe, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

Christmas day

( mongychops, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:23, archived)

brilliant!

( Jobe, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

not that long
(if by paypal)

email cal
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

No

( Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)

have you seen the haunted glasses pictures?
you look stunning in one of them
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

I doubt it.
Really really fucking huge people would look stupid.
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

And they don't already?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

You cunt.

( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)

That's pretty poor,
by your own standards.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ.
You're a fuckgrizzling arsejodpur and housemaids wee in your hair.

Seven times.
Then set fire to it.
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

WITH A SPOON!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

That's more like it.




Didn't know housemaid urine was flammable, either. You learn all sorts of stuff on b3ta.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

Of course.
Where did you think petrol came from?
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)

Petrol stations.
Duh.
Thicko.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:35, archived)

*looks hurt*
I'm really big...I don't look stupid...

*sobs*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

You're not "really really fucking huge", though,
you're pleasingly curvacious.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

how do you know?
I could be a munter
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

Seen your pics
swearing and manc bash. You're all teh lully.

Edit: meant in appreciative voice, rather than desperate internet stalker voice, which I reserve for special occasions.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)

We're talking about men's nipples here,
and men in general looking stupid when really huge.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

You would do
if you wore a hat made of bream.
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

You have a point

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)

and I can see it
put that away before we all go to jail
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)

I love you so
never ever change
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:37, archived)

And your point
would be?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)

Me too
And I'm all teh skinny
Could someone fat measure theirs now
( Hankster, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

Where have the Bennies gone?
The obese fucking cunts
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Fuck off you twat mangle
Fuck faced, disease ridden pustule on the arse of society
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

I love you, you gloopy great lardfactory
Can I squidge my hand into your backflab again?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

You keep your disease riddled sperm covered hands away
from me.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)

It's only donkeyspunk
I thought you liked donkeyspunk?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)

and you wont measure yours
*approaches with metre "rule"*
( DeathWish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

roughly,
yep
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)

Proof!
All of you! Go on then..
( Dekazer, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)

*shows*
See?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)

*squints*
Nope, come a little closer..
( Dekazer, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

*rubs buttery moobs in your face*
Close enough?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Mmnphffmmmph*

*Trans: Help me, I'm suffocating to death in your enormous flabby man boobs, you fat cunt
( Dekazer, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)

Ah, the language of love...

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)

Just call me Thora

( Dekazer, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)

Just call me Uncle.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)

Mine are 7 inches apart
But I'm a lady.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)

Are you manhandling them
to get that measurement?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

*wipes drool for you*

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Possible follow-ups:
1) Well why are you manhandling them, then?
2) Would you like me to?
3) ...
4) Profit
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

pffft

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)

we made need photographic evidence
/completely boringly obvious response but i cant seem to help myself
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

I would
But I have vampire nipples.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

do they try and bite your neck?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

Yes
Keeps 'em perky.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

maaaarvelous

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)

I cant find a ruler
and sadly i have nothing else to indicate what 9 inches looks like
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Spread your hand out wide
thumbtip to little finger tip = 9"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

if that is true
then yes, the theory holds for me

but same as hankster, am i a skinny bastard
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

maybe it isnt ...
maybe everyones handspan is the same length as their nipple apartness
( DeathWish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

I'm sure Jo Brand's hands are less than a metre wide.
But she could have had surgery...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)

mine are

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)