I love you, you gloopy great lardfactory
Can I squidge my hand into your backflab again?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

You keep your disease riddled sperm covered hands away
from me.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)

It's only donkeyspunk
I thought you liked donkeyspunk?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)