Grade Up To Elite Cow,
which is like Monopoly but with artificial insemination instead of houses, is probably the best board game I've ever played.
( MissPrism, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

pfffffffffffffttttt you win
'Promotional/Educational game made in partnership with the British Beef association to teach people about the beef grading system.'
'Players buy bull semen at auction, breed cattle, and sell them.'

www.boardgamegeek.com/newbggimages/pic30900.jpg
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

it's great!
A game of chance, skill, strategy and abundant opportunity for sperm jokes. I try to keep an eye out for it on ebay, but no luck yet.
( MissPrism, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

I got excited for you when I found a result on google from ebay
but it's been sold for £7.50!

Dont they realise the high value of this game???
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)