You'll have to fuck me for it.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

She's welcome to mine
I was only going to waste it on drugs and music.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

Actually
if you add in the amount you shell out in VAT and alcohol duty, it's a staggering amount of tax.

I probably feed Abu Hamza for about three months.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

I comfort myself with the fact that the only reason I pay a staggering amount of tax
is because I earn a staggering amount of money and drink a staggering amount of booze.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

It is a good point
I dont even worry that much about tax any more since the only things I cant afford are wasteful peices of shit that I would be bored of within a month.

*wipes arse with £50 note*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)