surely in this day and age
they'd equip you with something a little more hi-tech than a loincloth
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

Spandex boob-tubes for the ladies.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

it's a polyster/teflon/acrylic blend once
so it's drip-dry and non-iron.
How much more modern can it get?
(Dangermouse., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)