Not sure I'd want a handlebar one,
but I do think I'd look pretty good with a beard. I'm vaguely resentful that women can't grow facial hair.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)

you'd look nautical, i am sure
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/img/bobtoddofthehighseas.jpg
( spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)