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Buck Tarbrush!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
Jimmy Tarbuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
my dad looks like
jimmy tarbuck

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:09, archived)
Male Deer Tarmacbroom

(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
Good lord
Thine words thou hath spake did but change afore my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
Twas the jiggerypokery magic of thine Tintenet
That did alter the message before your viewing globes


*edit* I before E except after C
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:09, archived)
Great scott
Thou hath taught me wisely
I shall go forth and spread the word
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
With regards to your edit
there are the exceptions of heir and their and weird. I'm sure there's more.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
The full rule is
'I before E, except after C, when it rhymes with Bee. Otherwise, vice versa'

However, this still falls down on 'sieve'
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
*head assplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
Pffft
We had a big poster of it in our maths classroom
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
English you mean
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
No, I didn't do A-Level English
It was actually further maths and there were only six of us, so we got the tiny classroom that the retards' English class used
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
Buck Angel!
(don't google for him if you're at work)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
*cries*
*eyes bleed*

Christ what is wrong with you?

*goes back to Wow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
Someone else on another messageboard told me about him, honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
HERETIC!
Thou darest use another messageboard?
Thou must be burned, so says the FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:09, archived)
*misreads for comedic effect*
*buggers Todd vigourously*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
That would probably make for a more fitting response
if less of a punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
is it wrong that I knew exactly who
he was, and lots about him?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
It depends
on whether you have an occupational interest, or a purely recreational interest.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
If I google that will I regret it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:09, archived)
I would have to say yes
if you image search it.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
I just got a load of pictures of goths with wings.
*strokes google safe search*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
Surely your wisdom knows no bounds
*bows*

EDIT: but your reading/typing skills need tightening, just like the graphics!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2068441
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
Wiki it first

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
I got
this
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
Well you should have typed 'Buck Angel', not 'Black Angel'
Is that why you got loads of goths with wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
Quite possibly
*doesn't google*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
He's porn's only FTM.
In other words, he's a man with a fanjita. But his clitoris has got bigger from the hormones, so he appears to have both a fanny and a small willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
Haha
Wiki didn't mention that, I shall ImageSearch
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2068383

/edit

*doesn't know what a fanjita or FTM is and feels grateful for this*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
It's a cunt, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
Cunt.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
*explains*
FTM= female to male
fanjita= mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
Basically, it's a big butch man with a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
Sounds like the pitch for Twins
with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:26, archived)
Pfft
Good work, Spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
When you're good, you're good
and I'm good!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
Argh!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
I saw that gentlefellow on the Howard Stern show.
I was left traumatised as I never knew what was coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
FUCK THE LORD!

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
I want to fuck God
would be quite a laugh i think
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
That reminds me...
Odin overhears his son Thor boasting about how he shagged a mortal woman 72 times in a row last night.
"Dammit, Thor," says Odin, "don't you know mortals aren't up to that level of exertion? Go back down to Midgard and apologise to her!"
Thor grumpily obeys and goes down to Earth to find the woman. Upon locating her, he says, "Remember me? I'm Thor."
"You're thor?" she replies, "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
haha
now I have to google, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
well there's a thing
if there's any evidence to support my theory that everyone secretly wants a handlebar moustache, it's that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
Not sure I'd want a handlebar one,
but I do think I'd look pretty good with a beard. I'm vaguely resentful that women can't grow facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
you'd look nautical, i am sure
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/img/bobtoddofthehighseas.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
hurb starbuck

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)