Kraft Just Like Cheese^TM?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)

Processed cheese.
Much like the Austrian Style Smoked Cheese that I buy in Tesco - with "Artificial Smoke Flavour" as an ingredient.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)