I grew up with
a nurse and a doctor - nothing appals me any more.
( Dekazer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

*unzips*
What about this?

/edit and I bet you NEVER got to pull sickies to get off school either.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)