An old mate of mine, we'll call him Richard
was the campest man I'd ever met. He got married and everything (To keep his Minister Dad happy) After 3 years of marriage we were all in the pub and he did the old "I have an announcement...I'M GAY and Heather and I are spliting up"
No one batted an eyelid as we all guessed years ago. Best thing was that his wife was also a lesbian and it was all a complete sham
( Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)