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Attention everyone.
I feel that now is the right time to come out, as it were, and say it: I am a gay, and I am proud of it. I thought this board should know as I have some good friends on here now - a couple of whom I am interested in sexwise. You know who you are. I just want you to know: I'm up for it all.
Cheers,
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!
/bums
(Danabnormal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
Argh I KNEW IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
*wiggles arse provocatively*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
*grabs it*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
Admit it
it was me that turned you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
With them shoes??

(Danabnormal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
I haven't polished them in a while, I'll admit
but they're comfy, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
really?
good for you

would you do me?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
Hello person on Bobson's account
*waves*

*slightly suspicious anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
Gay for planes.

Meh, well done and all that :)

Makes no difference to me.

Oh yeah
*bums*

Edit: Hold on, someone has jacked your account, so to speak.

Well I fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
Damn you Chicken! *shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
So it's just Malchick?
He can't go ten minutes without admitting homosexuality, can he?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
Indeed
Denial
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
If he carries on admitting to homosexuality
then when he finally does come out NONE OF US will believe him.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
"When he finally does"
There's a definate there. Too true.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
An old mate of mine, we'll call him Richard
was the campest man I'd ever met. He got married and everything (To keep his Minister Dad happy) After 3 years of marriage we were all in the pub and he did the old "I have an announcement...I'M GAY and Heather and I are spliting up"
No one batted an eyelid as we all guessed years ago. Best thing was that his wife was also a lesbian and it was all a complete sham
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
I don't believe in homosexuals anyway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
They are like God and Santy Clause

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
Every time you say that a fairy dies.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
And this is why you ALWAYS LOG OUT...
..when sing someone else's computer kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
Well yeah
But I own your arse. Notice how sitting down isn't as comfy? Yeah? That's because I ran away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)

Setting: cornershop.
Shelf with special offers:
1. Nutsters, 2 for a pound
2. Crate of 2 chocolate oranges, £2 a crate.
3. Large bag of pickled onions £1.69

A business man walks in and studies the special offers.

Businessman: Why are these so cheap?
Shop clerk: It is not mascapone. [pointing at the onions]
Woman: I scraped grapes with them.
Shop Clerk: I spat on them.

[Shop clerk is distracted by a customer with a pram]

Shop Clerk: How can I help you?
Mother: Can I have a blow job?

[Shop Clerk stares at her incredulous]

[Baby leans out of pram and points at the first word]

... Oh! Sorry, Can I have a BLACK JOB!
Shop Clerk: I will just get it....

[she returns with a zip-up toiletries bag. Inside is a babies bottle and a teat. The teat is black]

Mother: Ooh~ That's rather good isn't it?

[She manouvers the teat - it is black on a black background]

..you almost can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
What ARE you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
A twat
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
yes
/links this is not
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
I'm trying to work out
what all that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
That he's wacky, crazy and random.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
He's mad he is.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
All the coolest kids are wacky, crazy and random.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
I love this
it makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)
While we're on the subject,
I'm not really as virile as my reputation may lead people to believe. I actually bought the litter in a Buy Two, Get One Free offer from eBay.

If you're serious, Bobson, good on yer for coming out. *gives you a manly pat on the back and buys you a Woo Woo* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
What's a woo woo?
If it's anything like a flesh light i'll pretend i'm gay for a free one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
it's cranberry juice
vodka and something else I've forgotten

/good bartender
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
Damn
thought it was some sort of sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
aww
I got all excited then because it was /talk's first "Outing"
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
Surely there's been one before?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
It's a very gay cocktail.
Does it say something that not many people doubted Chicken's joke? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
I'm rather offended
although considering I look twelve and am incredibly vain about my hair, it's not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
you've borrowed someone else's flashlight, haven't you
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
What's wrong with borrowing someone elses flashlight?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
I was depserately trying not to think of a borrowed fleshlight.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
If you're lucky you'll find a free pube

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
Silly Bobson.
You can't be ginger and gay.
That's like wrongness on top of wrongness.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
Bad news for Moohalaa then

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
;)
*Dogeyes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
*lip trembles*
*turns and runs away, arms flailing*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
I love you really
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
*manbums*
Yeah, you like that.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
Well
he could be welsh as well. Although I believe that would technically make him sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
Pfft.
To be that amount of wrong is clearly impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
using someone else's account to profess gayness
is about as entertaining as the watching an entire Royal Variety Show hosted by Bobby Davro and Chryl Baker
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
I dunno.
How many times does the word 'bums' get mentioned on the royal variety show?? THATS entertainment..
(Danabnormal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
Phwoar!
Cheryl Baker.
Aaand, I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
Don't worry
we'll cheer you up with some BASH photos tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
*raises eyebrow*
you're only making yourself look worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)