See we have different concepts of free here
Mine are free in that they cost me nothing
They are also free in the sense that they can do whatever they like - as long as it is statistics and typewriters (and counting of statistics and entering of them on typewriters)

And if they die of natural causes...its not murder...

Again, not that I have done this before...
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)

Indeed.
Natural causes.
I mean, it's perfectly natural for them to die if you load them into a giant cannon and fire them at a wall.
( Newington, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:57, archived)

Hmmmm
Did you win with that defense?
If you did, I have a case coming up because of my attempt to reenact the original Lemmings and I may have some work for your lawyer....
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)