Indeed.
Natural causes.
I mean, it's perfectly natural for them to die if you load them into a giant cannon and fire them at a wall.
( Newington, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:57, archived)

Hmmmm
Did you win with that defense?
If you did, I have a case coming up because of my attempt to reenact the original Lemmings and I may have some work for your lawyer....
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)