Pssst...
if your missus was having an affair, would you be writing comedy poems about it on b3ta?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)

Ah
but would you then joke about it, and go on about it all day in an obsessive fashion if you were afraid that maybe she is?
( Hankster, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)