My wife is having
Sex with an Iain.
He looks like oddjob
And is an IT technician.

My wife was subtly wooed
By his talk of his missus
Who does not understand him;
HE JUST NEEDS MORE KISSES.

So my wife was a shoulder for
Poor old Iain to cry
On and also a vagina
For him to enter dry.

Iain, the Oddbod man,
Stole my wife like only he can.
Iain, the IT cunt,
Probably done her in the back and not just the front.

Because his wife doesn't understand him.
You know she doesn't.
She really doesn't.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)

*applauds*

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)

Yeah. You're having fun.
This is my life, mate.
Go on. Click "I like this" so when they lurk and go to the popular page, they get to see it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

It is?
Fuck.
*sympathises*
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

Or is it?
You confuse me.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)

Who knows?
I'M KERAZZY, ME!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)

I'm not sure if you're joking or not
it's hard to tell
( SuperMatt, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)

i'm with this

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)

I would say that here is not the place to discuss such personal things
But I had a breakdown over some bitch live on here two years ago, so I'd better not comment or be a hypocryte
( Hankster, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

Pssst...
if your missus was having an affair, would you be writing comedy poems about it on b3ta?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)

Ah
but would you then joke about it, and go on about it all day in an obsessive fashion if you were afraid that maybe she is?
( Hankster, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)

Poor baldmonkey :(
Still, at least you never found out I was nobbing her, eh?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)

HUZZAH!
MY COCK PROBABLY HAS B3TA AIDS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

:)
Jee Nee Us
(RitalinFreak is dying in a clichéd manner, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

+ 5 points and a dormouse for poetry

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

There isn't room in my sig for any more animals.
Can I call it half a fish?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)

Go on then

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

would it make you feel better if I told you Iain is a girl

and they're having massive lezzy pillow fights?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)

Neat!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)

I refuse to be awarded to you

( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)

*cuts you in half*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

fucksocks

( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)

if this is just a poem then woo
and if it isn't the HAHA*

*Nelson
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)

Huzzah!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)