It's a pineapple
I'll get bathed in molten pineapple wax!

*fears*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

well don't hold it above your head when you light it

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

It's on the back of the fucking loo!
It could drip down my back or catch my hair on fire!

*suspects a safety hazard*

/edit: Anyway, having your butt spackled up with molten candle wax does not seem like it would be my idea of a 'good time'.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)