omg!!111
a girl.

Do you have photos?!!!!11 omg!

You know, because if you showed me a photo of yourself, I could find out if you were fit or not. I'd then say, "yeah, she's fit" and then I could send you a message for us to meet up, and then we'll have sex.
( magnum, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

this assumes you are over 16
over 16 not too ugly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

come from a country of
patented beauties imported to all over the world, but that's irrelevant as more interested in decorative scented haemorrhoidal "candles"
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)

would be the most expensive sex in your life
methinks. airticket+visa+travel charges considered.
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

not to mention the medical expenses.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

brain surgery you think might be needed?
as i've had my lobotomy not so long ago at an underground lobotomy room
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)