I like Jimmy Carr
more than Russell Brand, which is like saying you like AIDS more than rape.
EDIT: Alright then
AIDS or Parkinsons
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

I'd definately choose rape over AIDS
Anyone else with me on this?
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

At least rape only lasts an hour
AIDs is for life.
( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

Hmm,
you're right.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

An hour?
Yikes, if only non-rapists had that much staying power.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

I pick ugly victims to make it longer

( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

An hour?!?
Where've you been going for it?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

I was thinking top end rape
You know, I didn't want to go in too low and people would laugh "haha, look at maggie, his sexual assaults last less time than to boil a kettle. haha"
( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

We're all in awe of you NOW Maggie!
I want to be like you!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

Maybe I'll bring out a doll for next Christmas.

( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

A life size action figure
dressable in a gimp suit or stalker gear.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

and for daytime wear a nice pair of charcoal chinos and a black polo neck jumper.

( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

And a burglar mask and SWAG sack
for good measure.
Also: Stalker bat belt, with large kitchen knife, chloroform and ballgag.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

also
Eagle eyes.
( magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

And "Frenzied Grip Hands"

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

ALSO
Flock hair and poseable hands.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)