b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 2365716

I'm watching that quiz of the year on channel 4.
It's actually rather funny. Even, shock horror, Russell Brand.

What are you lot watching?

Edit: This place is more hostile than the desert. :(
(I helped save b3ta! iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
The rain running down the window.
And my monitor screen.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
I'd move your monitor if it's in the rain
They don't like getting wet. I found this out when my cat pissed on my last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
But it makes me go all tingly when I lick the window.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
Some wanker post what he is watching on television

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
my life ebb away

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
That.

(Armed&Legless, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
Not Russell Brand
who deserves to be impaled through his Jap's eye on a burning hot four foot wide horsecock dildo made of semi-molten steel.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
Jimmy Carr is beating him on the unfunny stakes.

(I helped save b3ta! iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
I like Jimmy Carr
more than Russell Brand, which is like saying you like AIDS more than rape.
EDIT: Alright then
AIDS or Parkinsons
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
I'd definately choose rape over AIDS
Anyone else with me on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
At least rape only lasts an hour
AIDs is for life.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
Hmm,
you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
An hour?
Yikes, if only non-rapists had that much staying power.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
I pick ugly victims to make it longer

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
An hour?!?
Where've you been going for it?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
I was thinking top end rape
You know, I didn't want to go in too low and people would laugh "haha, look at maggie, his sexual assaults last less time than to boil a kettle. haha"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
We're all in awe of you NOW Maggie!
I want to be like you!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)
Maybe I'll bring out a doll for next Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)
A life size action figure
dressable in a gimp suit or stalker gear.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)
and for daytime wear a nice pair of charcoal chinos and a black polo neck jumper.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)
And a burglar mask and SWAG sack
for good measure.
Also: Stalker bat belt, with large kitchen knife, chloroform and ballgag.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)
also
Eagle eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)
And "Frenzied Grip Hands"

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
ALSO
Flock hair and poseable hands.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
Porsche parts on ebay

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
Do you have a porsche?

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
No, I have an Audi
but Im beefing it a little with Porsche parts
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
OOOOH!
Yeah, I've seen a MINI Cooper S with Porsche big brakes, it looks tidy.
Handling kit too?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
Orgasms.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
i am watching that programme too
i love noel fielding
i don't really mind russell brand, i find it funny how everyone loves to hate him.
i like rob brydon very much too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
I don't mind him,
I just don't see him as anything special. He's basically doing what most college students do every day, just with more charisma.
(I helped save b3ta! iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
i'm actually finidng
david walliams more annoying than russel brand tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
This. Hard.
I don't know if he's acting, but he seems to be taking it all a bit seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
The scrumpy in my glass slowly go down
while my self control also goes down.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
^this
but also endless cigerettes burning away
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
I got a two litre flagon of scrumpy for crimbo
It's entirely possible I will be blind by the end of tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
better than the apple sourz i got then!

(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)
I've had two relatively small glasses
and am already feeling rather wobbly. So much as to have made five typos trying to type this post.

Edit: six.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)
i really want noel fielding to win
cos he is great

but i really want russel brand to spontaneously combust, cos he is shit, although as you say, not as shit as usual
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
Twilight Princess
on my monitor, because it's better than my shitty little TV.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
Show is great
Ian McKellen was gold.
(Bretty, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)
There you are!
Hello. There was no need to delete the thread you know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)