a fucking arseload
1. Faked 3x 6 month projects, including weekly meeting agendas + minutes, email conversations, "witness testimonies" for telephone conversations.
2. Faked 4 product installations from ordering the software, to planning the testing.
3. Faked conversations between myself and colleagues to make myself look like a team leader and I was advising them on similar stuff to 1 and 2.
4. An absolute fuckload of coversheets and "cross reference" (tickbox) forms.

I'm a Modern Apprentice who has to finish a lvl3 NVQ by tomorrow, or face the sack at the hands of a company who don't know their arses from their elbows. At least I can use all of the portfolio in interviews.. even though 99% of it is fabricated.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)