seeing as you didn't get to see it becuase of the deleted thread, here's your shit joke

3 leprachauns are talking
1: 'I swear i've got ta smallest hands in ta world'
2: 'I swear I've got ta smallest feet in ta world'
3: 'I swear i've got ta smallest penis in the world

so they go to the guniess book of world records to see if they do

1: 'yes i've got ta smallest hands in ta world'
2: 'yes i've got ta smallest feet in ta world'
3: 'who the hell's Boondocks, YEAH?!?!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

and here's mine
A man with no legs walks into a bar, and the barman says "how the fuck did you do that?"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

And mine
Two poles walk into a bar

one pole says to the other "how did we manage that?"

the other one says "because we're stilts, you cunt"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

talking stilts?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)

walking poles?
it was the worse joke I had to mind.

most jokes don't bear close examination Rik
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

mines based on pikchers
The North Pole

The South Pole

All the other fucking Poles
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)

a sandwich orders a pint at a bar....
...barman says 'sorry we dont serve food'...
( Lady_Cakes, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)

I AM I'M BOONDOCKS YEAH

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

Why wern't the animal's sued over 9/11?
they had nothing to do with it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

Is that even a joke

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

yes
why wasn't tony blair elected as president?
he didn't run for it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

Grrrrrrr deleted thread again
*spacks*
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

yes but why are you replying to his posts when you know he's going to delete them?
put it on ignore or stop complaining
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)

I don't want people on ignore
I want everyone to be nice and fluffy
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

an amoeba walks into a bar.
no 2, no 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128...
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

Heheheh
Biology geek joke
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)