I had a teacher called Mr O'Keefe
We called him Mr Obese.

Or Quiche.

I have mentioned this in the last few days.

My teachers do not have amusing names.

Though in year one my teacher was Mrs Robinson, and that was my favourite song at the time.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Mr O'Kweef would have been funnier.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)