Post re books below
has given me a chuckle,

What names did your teachers have,

My DT teacher was called Penny Carter until she married a chinese man with the Surname Chiu (penny chiu)
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

I had a biology teacher called Ms Marks who after marriage
became Mrs. Brown-Marks. She was referred to as "Mrs. Skids" from then on.

My friend Jon teaches a kid called Lee Cox-Hooker and once went out with a girl called Emma Dale.
( FoldsFive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

I went to school with a boy called Willie Long

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

I don't remember any amusingly-named teachers
though there was a Mr Bateman, who got nicknamed Batman. I feel a better opportunity was missed there.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

I had a Mr C. Eastwood as a science teacher.
and my english teacher looked exactly like the guy off the 'Hitman' games.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

Jozimba Panthera,
who had changed his name to that because he thought his original hame of John Brown was a bit racist.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

I bet he had shit hair, too.
Hello Rosie. You lovely haired girl genius!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Oh you bet.
He had a mostly shaved head apart from a few dreadlocks growing out the top bit at the front.
Silly.

Morning JMG, oh saviour of the internet.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahaha
thats just mental!
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

One of them was called Miss Guess...
and that exactly what the whole class did on her first day...we giessed at Smith, Jones, Al Fayed...but it was actually Guess...true* story.



*uninteresting.

Edit: Mr Sylvester (woodwork teacher) was once called 'Sylvie' by my brothers mate...Sylive threw a hammer at him. He didn't last much longer in that job.

Also Mr Tattersall (PE) was sacked from his 3rd teaching position for shagging a 6th form girl...this made the national news in The Sun...not that you can really call it a newspaper.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

The first teacher I remember was called Mrs Hiscock.
Say it out loud.
Mmmhmm.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's ace!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

I had a teacher called Mr O'Keefe
We called him Mr Obese.

Or Quiche.

I have mentioned this in the last few days.

My teachers do not have amusing names.

Though in year one my teacher was Mrs Robinson, and that was my favourite song at the time.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Mr O'Kweef would have been funnier.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

Had one called Mrs Paine, and another Mrs Waffer

(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)