The first teacher I remember was called Mrs Hiscock.
Say it out loud.
Mmmhmm.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's ace!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)