What would be a good way to dump in her mouth?
( mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Into a funnel then push it through the small end into whatever takes your fancy with a 32lb ball paign hammer

Or into and then out of a mincing machine (ask an adult to help with the handle winding)
(Danny Fishcharge Half arsed, smart arsed, on & off a lard arse sinc, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)