tell her you've been feeling itchy "down there" this week
and tell her she needs to get herself checked out.

Or take her to a Maccy D drive through and order a Big Mac, fries and my girlfriend is a cheating whore
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

I like your plan best.
/WW
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

You are a wise man
both of the above, then an axe in the face.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

I had a girl tell me that I had given her Chlamydia
when in fact I hadn't. I wasn't amused. Especially as I'd told 2 previous partners to go out get themselves checked before I got the results.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)