put her on eBay
under the "bicycles" section
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

haha
great edit
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

"One bike, 1986 model, comfortable, still in good condition
but well used and not as reliable as I need it to be. Will definately satisfy, as all of those who have ridden her can testify. Very cheap (she gives out rides for free) and I want it off my hands sharpish as I have a better model lined up for the new year."
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Do you think Paul Mcartney put Heather under unicycles?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

hahahahaha
Winner
(Londingham ., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Oh, you fucker.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

TOUCH MY HAIR!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

I'd rather touch your cock, if that's alright?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

:(
You made my dragon into a drake.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

genie
arse
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)